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06-23-2004, 08:30 PM
Apache Warrior Kerry

During a campaign tour of the Apache Nation Wednesday, Democratic
presidential candidate John Kerry said he had a plan to increase every
Native American's income by $40,000 a year. Senator Kerry refused
repeated requests for details of his plan. However, he also told the Apaches that during his Senate career, he has voted YES 9,637 times....for every Indian issue ever introduced.

Before his departure, the Apache Tribe presented the Presidential
candidate a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, Walking Eagle.
aAfter Kerry left, tribal officials explained that
Walking Eagle is a bird so full of **** it can't fly.

Babe 8)

06-23-2004, 08:36 PM
hahahahahaha.........thats sooooooooooo funny!

06-23-2004, 08:40 PM