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Rhiannon
07-10-2004, 12:18 PM
1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
2. What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway.
3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism it's your count
that votes.
6. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
8. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
10. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
11. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
Blownapart.
14.. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
16. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
17. Every calendar's days are numbered.
18. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.
19. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
20. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
21. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
22. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at
large.
23. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
24. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
25. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
26. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd
dye.
27. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
28. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
29. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
30. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.

BigGunz
07-10-2004, 12:27 PM
roflol...I like those....good post Rhi!

curious_george
07-10-2004, 08:03 PM
My Maxim

"If it weren't for customers, this would be a fine business."

Miss Mally
07-10-2004, 08:07 PM
love the license

BigGunz
07-10-2004, 09:11 PM
can I borrow the car?...I have a date to take to a Mary Kay party next Friday!.....roflol

Girlie
07-10-2004, 09:13 PM
ROFLOL !!!!!

curious_george
07-10-2004, 09:34 PM
can I borrow the car?...I have a date to take to a Mary Kay party next Friday!.....roflolDoes she have a sister?

curious_george
07-10-2004, 09:35 PM
love the license
The license is a fake. I did that with Photoshop. I had it for real for a while in the '80s... I was a gearhead then.

Miss Mally
07-10-2004, 09:57 PM
love the license
The license is a fake. I did that with Photoshop. I had it for real for a while in the '80s... I was a gearhead then.

I kinda figured lol....didn't want to be traced. hahahahahahaha

BigGunz
07-10-2004, 09:58 PM
can I borrow the car?...I have a date to take to a Mary Kay party next Friday!.....roflolDoes she have a sister?

Triplets!...roflol