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Miss Mally
07-12-2004, 11:02 AM
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1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks' trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.

2. CARPERPETUATION (kar' pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

3. DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt') v. To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs.

4. ELBONICS (el bon' iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.

5. FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.

6. LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n. Manhandling the -open here- spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.

7. PEPPIER (pehp ee ay') n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.

8. PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting who you were calling just as they answer.

9. PUPKUS (pup' kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.

10. TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

Anonymous
07-12-2004, 01:18 PM
I've gotten PHONESIA a few times. Funny how you can forget who you were calling right at the last second.

Miss Mally
07-12-2004, 01:27 PM
LACTOMANGULATION

this is a foul thing...and *hangs head* I am guilty

BigGunz
07-12-2004, 05:12 PM
Lol...those were funny!

jenfrog81
07-13-2004, 08:44 PM
Where those really in the Dictionary ???

BigGunz
07-14-2004, 10:21 PM
BOINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....roflol

Miss Mally
07-14-2004, 11:34 PM
Jen you are a precious friend...and you brighten all our lives. Thank You...just because!!!!

Girlie
07-14-2004, 11:45 PM
You do keep me giggling, Jen !!!!!!! :)

jenfrog81
07-15-2004, 10:13 AM
**MMMMMM**** Eatting Jello ***WAIT OH NOOOO I"M EATTING MY BRAIN ****LOL

Anonymous
07-15-2004, 11:22 AM
Whats the word for when you keep forgetting the name of the place you work for when your answering the phone?

krispy
07-15-2004, 03:03 PM
GULIBLE- pronounced (JENNFROG)



hehehe just kidding!

jenfrog81
07-15-2004, 03:05 PM
GULIBLE- pronounced (JENNFROG)



hehehe just kidding! Oh thanks I love you 2 LOL