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jenfrog81
07-14-2004, 01:10 PM
We need to Spice things up alittle around Here ( How I don't know ) ???

BigGunz
07-14-2004, 01:32 PM
speaking of spicing things up....There was one time that after having a lady friend stay over night. I thought I would be nice so I asked her if she would like breakfast in bed...she said one pig in a blanket was enough!....roflol...j/k that was a joke!

Rhiannon
07-14-2004, 02:18 PM
Oh Good Lord Big! lol

BigGunz
07-14-2004, 02:27 PM
roflol.......at least someone thought it was funny!

Anonymous
07-14-2004, 02:47 PM
Did you know that there are two theories on how to argue with a woman...and it's been decided that neither one works!

Babe 8)

jenfrog81
07-14-2004, 03:11 PM
(LOL) Those where good . LOL.

Girlie
07-14-2004, 03:28 PM
speaking of spicing things up....There was one time that after having a lady friend stay over night. I thought I would be nice so I asked her if she would like breakfast in bed...she said one pig in a blanket was enough!....roflol...j/k that was a joke!

I'll tell my cousin you said "hi" !!! hahahahahahahaha

jenfrog81
07-14-2004, 03:58 PM
I have a little blood on my Eye lid from Taking a TOOTHPICKS to keep my eyes open . LOL ...............

BigGunz
07-14-2004, 05:30 PM
speaking of spicing things up....There was one time that after having a lady friend stay over night. I thought I would be nice so I asked her if she would like breakfast in bed...she said one pig in a blanket was enough!....roflol...j/k that was a joke!

I'll tell my cousin you said "hi" !!! hahahahahahahaha

that blabber mouth...cant trust the secrets to anyone anymore can I?....roflol

AlwaysRadio
07-14-2004, 06:17 PM
Did you know that there are two theories on how to argue with a woman...and it's been decided that neither one works!

Babe 8)

"Diamonds...that'll shut 'er up!!"

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!

BigGunz
07-14-2004, 06:28 PM
Thats only a temporary solution at best!.....roflol

jenfrog81
07-14-2004, 06:30 PM
Buy us a New Car then we will go away LOL

BigGunz
07-14-2004, 06:31 PM
Thats a lie!....roflol.....j/k

jenfrog81
07-14-2004, 06:33 PM
LOL ) Yea I know . LOL . Nothing ever makes us happy for a long time lol

BigGunz
07-14-2004, 07:01 PM
roflol...an honest woman!

Anonymous
07-14-2004, 07:07 PM
Did you know that there are two theories on how to argue with a woman...and it's been decided that neither one works!

Babe 8)

"Diamonds...that'll shut 'er up!!"

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!

Taking any applications for the position of girlfriend... :lol:

Babe 8)

AlwaysRadio
07-14-2004, 07:16 PM
Well, not at those prices!

jenfrog81
07-14-2004, 07:23 PM
He is CHEAP . LOL

Anonymous
07-14-2004, 08:26 PM
Do we need to start a diamond collection fund......??

Babe 8)

BigGunz
07-14-2004, 08:32 PM
depends on who is Treasurer!....roflol

Anonymous
07-14-2004, 08:57 PM
You gonna apply for the job of treasurer?

Babe 8)

Girlie
07-14-2004, 09:04 PM
Buy us a New Car then we will go away LOL

Are you crazy? Wait, yes I think you've answered that a time or ten.

If my hubby buys me a car, I will not go ANYWHERE! LOL

I'll be like "That's sweet honey ... can I get your coffee? Would you like me to draw you a bath? Rub your back, feet????"

hahahahahahaha
and no ... no implications of any kind here. I would really do it, lol

Anonymous
07-14-2004, 09:15 PM
The Right Answer

Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces
himself to open his eyes. The first thing he sees is a
couple of aspirin and a glass of water on the side
table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of
him, clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room
and sees it is in perfect order, spotless clean; so is
the rest of the house. He takes the two aspirin and
notices a note on the table that reads, "Honey,
breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go
shopping. Love You!"

He goes to the kitchen and sure enough there sits a
hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is
also at the table eating. Marty asks, "Son, what
happened last night?"

His son answers, "Well, you came home after 3 am,
drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in
the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you
stumbled into the door."

Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order
and so clean, and breakfast on the table waiting for
me?"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the
bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off,
you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"

A self-induced hangover - $100.00
Broken furniture - $200.00
Breakfast - $10.00
Saying the right thing - PRICELESS

(are you men taking notes?)

Babe 8)

BigGunz
07-14-2004, 09:55 PM
roflol.....that story has holes in it!......j/k